The First Noel Parody

from A Jewish Boy's Christmas by Sam Broverman

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lyrics

Noel, noel, noel, noel.
I've fallen under a Chrismastime spell.
It's the first Noel for the Richmond Hill Steins,
For the Rosedale Shapiros and Annex Levines.
On his gate there is a wreath laid by Phil Rosenbloom
And a Christmas tree stands in the Schwartz living room

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
What are they saying in Israel?
There's a sprig of mistletoe at the Cohens' front door,
A Nativity scene's on their dining room floor.
Hymie Gold prepared his home for a big Christmas bash
But from holly and ivy he got such a rash

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Chanukah this year ain't going so well.
Sadie Feldman cooked a meal to surprise her man Sam
But she didn't make latkes, she cooked up a ham.
Sammy went to see his rabbi to get his ok.
Oy Vey, that's the tenth time I've been asked this today.

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Who knew that Christmas caused Jews such a kvell.

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
I hope that I won't be going to hell.